{"id":13289,"date":"2026-07-04T05:06:14","date_gmt":"2026-07-04T05:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=13289"},"modified":"2026-07-04T05:06:14","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T05:06:14","slug":"florida-woman-makes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=13289","title":{"rendered":"Florida woman makes\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reagan Cox was arrested on Saturday, June 27 in Brevard County, Florida, after reportedly resisting arrest during a traffic stop.<\/p>\n<p>Inmate records and a statement from the Brevard County Sheriff\u2019s Office state that the US woman has been accused of attempting to smuggle cocaine into jail by hiding it inside her body.<br \/>\nThe 30-year-old was booked into Brevard County Jail, where she was screened with a body scanner, which found an \u201cabnormality\u201d in her \u201clower region,\u201d according to investigators.<br \/>\nThey stated that it was in this part of her body, also known as her \u201cjail purse area if you will.\u201d<br \/>\nThis resulted in the Florida woman being taken to a changing room, where officers searched her, ultimately revealing that she had tried to sneak drugs into the penitentiary.<\/p>\n<p>Reagan Cox was found with a bag of drugs in her bum. Credit: Brevard County Sheriff<\/p>\n<p>Drugs were found in her behind<br \/>\nAfter corrections deputies took Cox to a changing room, she allegedly tried \u201cto shield\u201d her buttocks with her hand, according to authorities.<\/p>\n<p>Once the workers removed her hand, \u201ca baggie dropped to the floor containing approximately 3.8 grams of cocaine,\u201d the statement read.<\/p>\n<p>The Sheriff\u2019s Office wrote in a lighthearted statement on Facebook: \u201cYou really just can\u2019t make this stuff up\u2026 butt you sure can try as this one puts the ole \u2026 \u2019those are not my pants\u2019 excuse to shame!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cox even denied knowing about the drugs, telling deputies that it must have been put there in the midst of an \u201cintimate encounter,\u201d said the statement.<\/p>\n<p>The sheriff\u2019s office statement then explained: \u201cThere\u2019s just not much else to say about this one folks, other than Cox received an additional charge for Introduction of Contraband into a Detention Facility for bringing cocaine into the jail facility!!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFolks, if not realizing that someone left cocaine in your \u2018Jail Purse,\u2019 is not a good enough reminder to not do drugs, then I don\u2019t know what is!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cox attempted to smuggle the Schedule II controlled substance into the prison. Credit: Brevard County Sheriff<\/p>\n<p>Will Cox face more legal trouble?<br \/>\nIt is currently unclear if her actions will result in more severe punishments.<\/p>\n<p>Online inmate records indicate that Cox was released from custody later that day, with it yet to be confirmed if she entered a plea to the charges.<\/p>\n<p>There is also the possibility that she retained an attorney to speak on her behalf.<\/p>\n<p>The opening line of the sheriff\u2019s office\u2019s statement wasn\u2019t wrong at all: \u201cYou really just can\u2019t make this stuff up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Featured image credit: Brevard County Sheriff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reagan Cox was arrested on Saturday, June 27 in Brevard County, Florida, after reportedly resisting arrest during a traffic stop. 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