{"id":15452,"date":"2026-09-15T07:32:57","date_gmt":"2026-09-15T07:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15452"},"modified":"2026-09-15T07:32:57","modified_gmt":"2026-09-15T07:32:57","slug":"woman-finds-out-how-long-she-has-to-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15452","title":{"rendered":"Woman Finds Out How Long She Has To Live"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While in surgery, she had a supernatural near-death experience.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her spirit was lifted up to heaven where she met God and asked Him, \u201cIs it my time?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God replied, \u201cNo, you have 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After recovering, the woman decided to live life to the fullest and make the most of the time she had left.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She decided to stay in the hospital and have plastic surgery on her face, liposuction, breast augmentation and removal of abdominal fat.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She also called a hairdresser to dye her hair and an orthodontist to do a \u201cteeth lift\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She figured if she had so much time ahead of her, she should live it the best way she could.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After her last plastic surgery, she put on a new dress with matching heels, left the hospital, walked across the street, and a BAM! An ambulance ran her over and she died instantly.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she passed through the gates of heaven, she reached out to God and demanded to know what had happened.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou told me I had 43 years left! Why didn\u2019t you save me from the ambulance?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And God replied, \u201cOh, it\u2019s you? My bad, I didn\u2019t recognize you under all that plastic\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While in surgery, she had a supernatural<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15453,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15454,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15452\/revisions\/15454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}