A newly married couple returned from their honeymoon without saying a single word to each other.
The groom looked miserable, while his wife walked straight past everyone without even glancing in his direction.
Concerned, the groom\u2019s best friend pulled him aside.
\u201cWhat happened?\u201d he asked. \u201cYou two were so happy before the wedding.\u201d
The groom sighed deeply.
\u201cWell, on the first night of our honeymoon, after we finished making love, I reached into my wallet without thinking and left a $50 bill on the pillow.\u201d<\/p>\n
A newly married couple returned from their honeymoon without saying a single word to each other.<\/p>\n
The groom looked miserable, while his wife walked straight past everyone without even glancing in his direction.<\/p>\n
Concerned, the groom\u2019s best friend pulled him aside.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat happened?\u201d he asked. \u201cYou two were so happy before the wedding.\u201d<\/p>\n
The groom sighed deeply.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, on the first night of our honeymoon, after we finished making love, I reached into my wallet without thinking and left a $50 bill on the pillow.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend winced but tried to reassure him.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat was definitely a terrible mistake, but I wouldn\u2019t worry too much. I\u2019m sure she\u2019ll forgive you eventually. After all, she can\u2019t expect you to have been saving yourself all these years.\u201d<\/p>\n
The groom slowly shook his head.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s not the problem,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
His friend looked confused.<\/p>\n
\u201cThen what is?\u201d<\/p>\n
The groom replied:<\/p>\n
\u201cShe gave me $20 change!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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