{"id":15496,"date":"2026-09-17T10:51:08","date_gmt":"2026-09-17T10:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15496"},"modified":"2026-09-17T10:51:08","modified_gmt":"2026-09-17T10:51:08","slug":"the-doctors-diagnosis-was-brutal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15496","title":{"rendered":"The Doctor\u2019s Diagnosis Was Brutal!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My wife made me a doctor\u2019s appointment because she insisted I\u2019d been talking in my sleep every night.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the appointment, she asked,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo, Doctor\u2026 what\u2019s wrong with him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor smiled and said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNothing unusual. I see this all the time with married couples.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My wife looked relieved.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then the doctor added,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe\u2019s talking so much in his sleep\u2026 because you don\u2019t let him talk during the day!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The look on her face was worth the appointment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife made me a doctor\u2019s appointment because she insisted I\u2019d been talking in my sleep every night. At the appointment, she asked, \u201cSo, Doctor\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15497,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15498,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15496\/revisions\/15498"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}