{"id":15518,"date":"2026-09-19T04:24:23","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T04:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15518"},"modified":"2026-09-19T04:24:23","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T04:24:23","slug":"an-old-woman-passed-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15518","title":{"rendered":"An old woman passed away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An old woman passed away at the age of 90, having never married.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before she died, she gave one final message to her relatives.<br \/>\nShe asked that these words be written on her tombstone:<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBorn a virgin\u2026<br \/>\nLived a virgin\u2026<br \/>\nDied still a virgin\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The family was confused!<br \/>\nIf they didn\u2019t write it, they would feel guilty. If they did write it, they would feel embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, the family decided to write on her tombstone:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cReturned to God\u2026 still in original condition, seal unbroken.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old woman passed away at the age of 90, having never married. Before she died, she gave one final message to her relatives. She<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15519,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15520,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15518\/revisions\/15520"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}