{"id":15545,"date":"2026-09-20T10:08:11","date_gmt":"2026-09-20T10:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15545"},"modified":"2026-09-20T10:08:11","modified_gmt":"2026-09-20T10:08:11","slug":"a-woman-goes-to-her-doctor-for-her-annual-check-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15545","title":{"rendered":"A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The nurse starts with certain basic items.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018How much do you weigh?\u2019 she asks<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Eight and a half stone,\u2019 the woman says.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stone<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The nurse asks, \u2018Your height?\u2019 \u20185 foot 8 !!!\u2019, she says.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The nurse checks and says that she only measures 5\u2032 2\u2032.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman that it is very high.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Of course it\u2019s HIGH !!!\u2019 the woman screams, \u2018When I came in here I was tall and slender\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now I\u2019m short and fat !!!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up. The nurse starts with certain basic items. \u2018How much do you weigh?\u2019 she asks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15546,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15547,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15545\/revisions\/15547"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}