{"id":15589,"date":"2026-09-22T05:00:38","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T05:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15589"},"modified":"2026-09-22T05:00:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T05:00:38","slug":"the-perfect-night-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15589","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Night Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I got chatting to a girl in a club one Saturday night.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was attractive, funny, and somehow still interested in talking to me after watching me attempt to dance.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I decided not to waste the opportunity.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCan I buy you a drink ?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smiled, but then gave me a suspicious look.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHave you not got a girlfriend ?\u201d she replied, \u201cGuys like you always have girlfriends.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I tried to look wounded.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,\u201d I assured her.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her expression softened immediately.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh I\u2019m sorry to hear that,\u201d she said, \u201cGo on then, I\u2019ll have a white wine please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One drink became two.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two became several.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before long, we were laughing like old friends.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little later there was a kiss.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then another.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then quite a lot of cuddling that made it obvious neither of us was especially interested in staying at the club.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually, we headed back to her place.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The evening became considerably more romantic, and after making passionate love, I began getting dressed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She lay there smiling at me.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo, you\u2019re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I paused with one shoe in my hand.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I looked at her and answered,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI said, \u201cMy wife found out.\u201d\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got chatting to a girl in a club one Saturday night. She was attractive, funny, and somehow still interested in talking to me after<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15590,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15592,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15589\/revisions\/15592"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}