{"id":15597,"date":"2026-09-22T11:56:43","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T11:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15597"},"modified":"2026-09-22T11:56:43","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T11:56:43","slug":"spades-got-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15597","title":{"rendered":"Spades Got REAL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few family members were gathered at Big Momma\u2019s house, enjoying a peaceful game of Spades.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well\u2026 \u201cpeaceful\u201d lasted about five minutes.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My cousin proudly announced,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m getting $8,500 back on my taxes!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My auntie looked over and said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo what? You\u2019re gonna blow through that money just like you do every year!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou\u2019ll buy a used car, a brand-new living room set, and probably a brand-new baby daddy!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyone at the table went silent.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Auntie delivered the final blow:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd after a month, the only thing that\u2019ll still be working is that living room set!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The room went DEAD SILENT.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My cousin didn\u2019t say a word.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She just reached over and pulled six of Auntie\u2019s braids clean out.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At that point, somebody yelled,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cForget the cards! BREAK IT UP!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Spades game was officially over.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And Big Momma reportedly said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNext time y\u2019all come over, we\u2019re playing Uno.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because apparently, Spades comes with a physical-contact rule nobody told us about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few family members were gathered at Big Momma\u2019s house, enjoying a peaceful game of Spades. Well\u2026 \u201cpeaceful\u201d lasted about five minutes. My cousin proudly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15599,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15597\/revisions\/15599"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}