{"id":15606,"date":"2026-09-22T14:18:03","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T14:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15606"},"modified":"2026-09-22T14:18:03","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T14:18:03","slug":"a-male-patient-is-lying-in-bed-in-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15606","title":{"rendered":"A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Nurse\u2019, he mumbles, from behind the mask.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Are my privates black?<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \u2018I don\u2019t know, Sir.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m only here to wash your upper body and feet.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018He struggles to ask again, \u2018Nurse, please check.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are my privates black?\u2019<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his privates,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his privates in the other.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then, she takes a close look and says,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018There\u2019s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\u2019<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Thank you very much. That was wonderful,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">but, listen very, very closely\u2026\u2026 \u2018Are my test results back?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15607,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15608,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15606\/revisions\/15608"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}