{"id":15619,"date":"2026-09-23T06:30:38","date_gmt":"2026-09-23T06:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15619"},"modified":"2026-09-23T06:30:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-23T06:30:38","slug":"a-very-distinguished-lady-was-on-a-plane-arriving-from-switzerland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15619","title":{"rendered":"A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:<br \/>\n\u201cExcuse me Father, could I ask a favor?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOf course my child, What can I do for you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHere is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOf course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions\u201d, and she gave him the \u2018hair remover\u2019.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, \u201cFather, do you have anything to declare?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFrom the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son\u201d, he replied.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, \u201cAnd from the sash down, what do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The priest replied, \u201cI have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.\u201d<br \/>\nBreaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, \u201cGo ahead Father. Next!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: \u201cExcuse me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15620,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15619"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15621,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15619\/revisions\/15621"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}