{"id":15628,"date":"2026-09-24T04:56:56","date_gmt":"2026-09-24T04:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15628"},"modified":"2026-09-24T04:56:56","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T04:56:56","slug":"camel-refuses-to-get-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15628","title":{"rendered":"Camel refuses to get up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The arab beats it with his stick, pulls with all his strength on the reins, swears at it, and invokes Allah\u2019s help.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All to no avail, the camel refuses to move.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The wife who was standing at the rear end of the camel says, \u201chang on, I\u2019ll try this\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suddenly the camel got up and raced off towards the sandy horizon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The arab asks his wife what she had done, and the wife replied<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI just kicked him hard between his rear legs on that bag like thing that hangs there\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The arab with a look of resignation bends over and touches his toes with his arse facing the wife and says \u201cgo ahead, do it\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She says \u201cdo what?\u201d and he replies \u201d kick me in the same place because I\u2019ve got to catch the bloody thing\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15630,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15628\/revisions\/15630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}