{"id":15634,"date":"2026-09-24T06:31:10","date_gmt":"2026-09-24T06:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15634"},"modified":"2026-09-24T06:31:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T06:31:10","slug":"the-curious-boy-on-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15634","title":{"rendered":"The Curious Boy on the Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backward.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The man, who was a priest, said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018I am a Father.\u2019<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The little Johnny replied,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn\u2019t wear his collar like that\u2019<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The priest looked up from his book and answered,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI am the Father of many.\u2019<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Little boy said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMy Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn\u2019t wear his collar that way!\u2019<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The priest, getting impatient, said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018I am the Father of hundreds, and went back to reading his book.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMaybe you should wear a c0ndom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15635,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15636,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15634\/revisions\/15636"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}