{"id":15651,"date":"2026-09-25T06:34:46","date_gmt":"2026-09-25T06:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15651"},"modified":"2026-09-25T06:34:46","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T06:34:46","slug":"late-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15651","title":{"rendered":"Late one night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Late one night, three completely drunk men climbed into a taxi.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver took one look at them in the mirror and immediately realized they were wasted.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He smirked to himself.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThese idiots are so drunk,\u201d he thought,<br \/>\n\u201cI can make some easy money here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So instead of actually driving them anywhere, the taxi driver simply pulled away from the curb, drove about 100 meters down the street, slowly turned the corner, and stopped the car.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then he turned around and announced,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAlright gentlemen, we\u2019re here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The first drunk nodded happily.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThanks, buddy,\u201d he slurred before stumbling out of the cab.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second drunk smiled, handed the driver some cash, and followed his friend out.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But just as the driver started congratulating himself on the easiest fare of his life\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The third drunk suddenly leaned forward and SMACKED him across the face as hard as he could.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver froze in shock.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat the hell was THAT for?!\u201d he yelled.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The drunk man pointed a shaky finger at him and shouted:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDon\u2019t you EVER drive that fast again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late one night, three completely drunk men climbed into a taxi. The driver took one look at them in the mirror and immediately realized they<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15652,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15653,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15651\/revisions\/15653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}