{"id":15657,"date":"2026-09-25T07:18:18","date_gmt":"2026-09-25T07:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15657"},"modified":"2026-09-25T07:18:18","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T07:18:18","slug":"the-angel-gave-them-30-minutes-to-do-anything-they-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15657","title":{"rendered":"The Angel Gave Them 30 Minutes to Do Anything They Wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An angel appeared before the statues and said, \u201cSince the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The statues came to life and smiled at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, \u201cYou still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The male statue looked at the female and asked, \u201cDo you want to do it again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Giggling, the female statue said, \u201cSure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I\u2019ll crap on its head!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, \u201cSince the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15658,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15659,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15657\/revisions\/15659"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}