There is a restaurant in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want, but if they can\u2019t, then they will gift you $5000 as an apology.<\/p>\n
A man passing by sees this message advertised at the entrance, and believes this to be a load of rubbish, but decides to try it out anyway.<\/p>\n
He enters and a waiter takes him to a table.<\/p>\n
The waiter asks, \u201cWhat would you like to eat today, Sir?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI would like an elephant\u2019s ear and a muffin to eat, please\u201d<\/p>\n
Waiter: \u201cGive us just a moment.\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter leaves for the kitchen.<\/p>\n
As a few minutes pass by; the man believes he\u2019s going to get an easy $5000 as he thinks they are taking too long and probably preparing something else.<\/p>\n
At this moment, the waiter returns.<\/p>\n
Appearing a little anxious, the waiter asks, \u201cApologies Sir, but do you mind telling me what kind of elephant you want this ear from?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man is stunned. He didn\u2019t think they\u2019d get to this moment.<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cUhhh\u2026 An Indian elephant is fine.\u201d<\/p>\n
Waiter: \u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter goes back to the kitchen.<\/p>\n
1 minute later, the waiter returns again.<\/p>\n
Waiter: \u201cAnd which side did you want the ear from?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man is starting to sweat bullets at this point.<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cUhhhh\u2026 Left ear, I guess\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Waiter: \u201cSplendid.\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter leaves for the kitchen yet again.<\/p>\n
The man is scared as he has no idea how much this ear is going to blast away his wallet.<\/p>\n
5 minutes later, the waiter comes back with a platter of food and $5000 for the man.<\/p>\n
Waiter: \u201cHere is your order sir. We do apologize, but we are out of muffins for today.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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