{"id":15688,"date":"2026-09-27T05:50:52","date_gmt":"2026-09-27T05:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15688"},"modified":"2026-09-27T05:50:52","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T05:50:52","slug":"she-was-told-to-keep-an-eye-out-for-the-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15688","title":{"rendered":"She Was Told to Keep an Eye Out for the Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops \u2013 especially cops with their lights on.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After they\u2019ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she\u2019s seen any cops.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes,\u201d says the blonde.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAre their lights on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, \u201cYes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops \u2013 especially cops with their lights<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15689,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15690,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15688\/revisions\/15690"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}