{"id":15699,"date":"2026-09-27T14:26:02","date_gmt":"2026-09-27T14:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15699"},"modified":"2026-09-27T14:26:02","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T14:26:02","slug":"the-doctor-thought-he-had-solved-the-mystery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15699","title":{"rendered":"The Doctor Thought He Had Solved the Mystery\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.<br \/>\n\u201cBy any chance, do you have a boyfriend who goes to Wisconsin University?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She furrows her brows. \u201cUh\u2026 why do you ask?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor chuckles, \u201cI\u2019m not just a doctor, I\u2019m also an amateur detective. This mark? It looks like someone\u2019s been pressing against you while wearing a sweater with a big embroidered letter. My guess? A \u2018W\u2019 from a Wisconsin sweater\u2014probably your boyfriend\u2019s. The rough stitching must\u2019ve been rubbing against your skin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She nods, impressed. \u201cWow, doc! Not bad at all!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor smirks. \u201cSo\u2026 am I right? Your boyfriend\u2019s from Wisconsin?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She grins. \u201cNope! But my girlfriend is from Michigan!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins. \u201cBy any chance,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15701,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15699\/revisions\/15701"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}