Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly gentleman walked past them.<\/p>\n
One of the women called out, \u201cHey! We bet we can tell exactly how old you are!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man stopped, looked at them, and laughed.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s absolutely no way you can guess my age, you old fools.\u201d<\/p>\n
Another granny smiled confidently.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, yes, we can. All you have to do is drop your pants and underwear, and we\u2019ll tell you your exact age.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man was slightly embarrassed, but he was also eager to prove that they were bluffing.<\/p>\n
After looking around to make sure nobody else was watching, he lowered his trousers.<\/p>\n
The three grannies studied him carefully.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow turn around a few times,\u201d one of them instructed.<\/p>\n
He slowly turned around.<\/p>\n
\u201cGood. Now jump up and down a few times,\u201d another added.<\/p>\n
Although increasingly confused, the old man did exactly as they asked.<\/p>\n
The women whispered among themselves for a moment before suddenly shouting together:<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re 87 years old!\u201d<\/p>\n
Standing there with his trousers around his ankles, the astonished old man asked:<\/p>\n
\u201cHow in the world did you guess?\u201d<\/p>\n
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cWe were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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