{"id":15719,"date":"2026-09-28T06:53:14","date_gmt":"2026-09-28T06:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15719"},"modified":"2026-09-28T06:53:14","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T06:53:14","slug":"there-once-was-a-very-protective-farmer-who-had-three-beautiful-daughters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15719","title":{"rendered":"There once was a very protective farmer who had three beautiful daughters."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There once was a very protective farmer who had three beautiful daughters.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One Friday night, all three girls were going out on their very first dates.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naturally, the farmer wasn\u2019t too thrilled about the idea.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So he decided to sit on the front porch cleaning his shotgun while he waited for the boys to arrive.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before long, the first young man walked up to the house and nervously said:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHi sir, my name\u2019s Joe.<br \/>\nI\u2019m here for Flo.<br \/>\nWe\u2019re going to the show.<br \/>\nIs she ready to go?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The farmer stared at him for a moment\u2026 then nodded.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little corny, but harmless enough.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So Joe and Flo headed off on their date.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A while later, the second boy arrived.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGood evening, sir. My name\u2019s Eddy.<br \/>\nI\u2019m here for Betty.<br \/>\nWe\u2019re gonna eat spaghetti.<br \/>\nIs she ready?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The farmer squinted suspiciously for a second\u2026 then shrugged.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAlright,\u201d he muttered.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Off went Eddy and Betty.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, the third boy walked up the driveway.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He smiled and said:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHi sir, my name\u2019s Chuck\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and \u201cBANG\u201d the farmer shot him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a very protective farmer who had three beautiful daughters. One Friday night, all three girls were going out on their very first<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15721,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15719\/revisions\/15721"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}