{"id":15737,"date":"2026-09-29T05:46:38","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T05:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15737"},"modified":"2026-09-29T05:46:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T05:46:38","slug":"the-honeymoon-diagnosis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15737","title":{"rendered":"The Honeymoon Diagnosis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After the wedding, the newlyweds finally arrived at their hotel for their first night together.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As they were getting ready for bed, the bride noticed something unusual about her new husband\u2019s toes.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She looked down and asked,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDarling\u2026 what happened to your feet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He smiled casually.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI had tolio when I was a kid.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She frowned.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cPolio?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, tolio. Only my toes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bride stared at him for a moment.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOkay\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then she noticed his knees.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd what happened to your knees?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He shrugged.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI had kneasles.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cKneasles?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYep. Only my knees.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bride was beginning to get suspicious.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, as he finished getting ready for bed, she looked at him and said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet me guess\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She paused dramatically.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSmallcox?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looked at her in horror.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s not a real disease!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smiled.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNeither are your other two!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the wedding, the newlyweds finally arrived at their hotel for their first night together. As they were getting ready for bed, the bride noticed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15738,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15739,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737\/revisions\/15739"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}