{"id":15740,"date":"2026-09-29T06:14:16","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T06:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15740"},"modified":"2026-09-29T06:14:16","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T06:14:16","slug":"the-old-man-took-his-doctors-advice-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15740","title":{"rendered":"The Old Man Took His Doctor\u2019s Advice Seriously"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said, You\u2019re really doing great aren\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The elderly man replied,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cJust doing what you said Doctor, get a hot mama and be cheerful,\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor replied,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201d Umm I didn\u2019t say that!!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I said you\u2019ve got a heart murmur and be careful.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15741,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15742,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15740\/revisions\/15742"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}