{"id":15746,"date":"2026-09-30T09:43:38","date_gmt":"2026-09-30T09:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15746"},"modified":"2026-09-30T09:43:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-30T09:43:38","slug":"johnny-was-sitting-in-the-hall-of-the-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15746","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her:<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow do you put an elephant in the fridge?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The teacher, amused, said, \u201cI don\u2019t know, how?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Little Johnny then said, \u201cYou open the door and put it in there!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Little Johnny asked the teacher another question<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow do you put a giraffe in the fridge?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The teacher then replied, \u201cOhh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Little Johnny said, \u201cNo, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then he asked another question:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAll the animals went to the tiger\u2019s birthday party, except for one animal, which one was it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The teacher a bit confused and said \u201cThe tiger?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Little Johnny said,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, the giraffe because he\u2019s still in the fridge.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then he asked her just one more question:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIf there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The teacher then says: \u201cWell. you would walk over the bridge.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Little Johnny says<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the tiger\u2019s birthday party!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She laughs and walks away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: \u201cHow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15747,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15748,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15746\/revisions\/15748"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}