{"id":15749,"date":"2026-09-30T09:50:05","date_gmt":"2026-09-30T09:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15749"},"modified":"2026-09-30T09:50:05","modified_gmt":"2026-09-30T09:50:05","slug":"two-lost-husbands-had-the-perfect-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15749","title":{"rendered":"Two Lost Husbands Had the Perfect Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The first old guy says to the second guy,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSorry about that. I\u2019m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn\u2019t paying attention to where I was going.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second old guy says,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s OK. It\u2019s a coincidence. I\u2019m looking for my wife, too. I can\u2019t find her and I\u2019m getting a little desperate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The first says, \u201cWell, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second old guy says,<br \/>\n\u201cWell, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The first old guy says, \u201cDoesn\u2019t matter \u2014 let\u2019s look for yours.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, \u201cSorry about that. I\u2019m<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15750,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15751,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15749\/revisions\/15751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}