{"id":15769,"date":"2026-10-01T04:54:37","date_gmt":"2026-10-01T04:54:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15769"},"modified":"2026-10-01T04:54:37","modified_gmt":"2026-10-01T04:54:37","slug":"little-johnny-asked-one-innocent-question-then-mom-regretted-her-answer-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15769","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Asked One Innocent Question\u2026 Then Mom Regretted Her Answer \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Little Johnny was sitting at the kitchen table one morning, slowly eating his breakfast and looking unusually thoughtful.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His mother was busy making coffee when he suddenly looked up and asked, \u201cMommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His mother paused for a second, trying not to laugh.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She didn\u2019t want to say anything unkind about his father\u2019s bald spot, so she quickly came up with what she thought was a clever explanation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell,\u201d she said proudly, \u201cyour daddy has very little hair because he thinks a lot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Johnny looked impressed.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe thinks a lot?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes,\u201d his mother said, pleased with herself. \u201cPeople who think very hard sometimes lose their hair.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Johnny nodded slowly and went back to his breakfast.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For a moment, his mother felt quite proud of her answer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Johnny stopped chewing, looked at her hair, and tilted his head.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After thinking for a few seconds, he asked:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo why do you have so much hair?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was sitting at the kitchen table one morning, slowly eating his breakfast and looking unusually thoughtful. His mother was busy making coffee when<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15770,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15769"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15771,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15769\/revisions\/15771"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}