{"id":15812,"date":"2026-10-03T05:37:44","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T05:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15812"},"modified":"2026-10-03T05:37:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T05:37:44","slug":"an-ugly-suit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15812","title":{"rendered":"An ugly suit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the manager of a men\u2019s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk\u2019s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGuess what, sir?\u201d the clerk said<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we\u2019ve had for so long!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDo you mean that repulsive, pink-and-blue, double-breasted thing?!\u201d the manager asked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s the one!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s great!\u201d the manager cried, \u201cI thought we\u2019d never get rid of that monstrosity!<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That had to be the ugliest suit we\u2019ve ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh,\u201d the clerk replied, \u201cafter I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the manager of a men\u2019s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk\u2019s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15813,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15814,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15812\/revisions\/15814"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}