{"id":15826,"date":"2026-10-04T04:20:31","date_gmt":"2026-10-04T04:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15826"},"modified":"2026-10-04T04:20:31","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T04:20:31","slug":"a-quiet-beach-a-friendly-hello-then-she-asked-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15826","title":{"rendered":"A Quiet Beach, a Friendly Hello\u2026 Then She Asked THAT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>A widowed Jewish lady<\/strong>, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand, and began reading a book.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Smiling, she decided to strike up a conversation.<br \/>\n\u201cHello there. Enjoying the day?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes,\u201d he replied. \u201cThe sun and the sea are wonderful. And you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cPerfect,\u201d she said. \u201cBut tell me, do you come here often?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOnly when the weather\u2019s nice,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a brief pause, she leaned closer and whispered,<br \/>\n\u201cTell me something \u2014 are you circumcised?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looked up from his book and said,<br \/>\n\u201cNo, I\u2019m not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smiled and said,<br \/>\n\u201cWell, then, you\u2019re not missing much!\u201d <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f604.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude04\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15827,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15828,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15826\/revisions\/15828"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}