{"id":15854,"date":"2026-10-05T05:53:09","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T05:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15854"},"modified":"2026-10-05T05:53:09","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T05:53:09","slug":"he-had-a-whole-list-of-marriage-rules-she-only-needed-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15854","title":{"rendered":"He Had a Whole List of Marriage Rules\u2026 She Only Needed One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules:<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019ll come and go as I please. I\u2019ll stay out late, I\u2019ll go hunting, fishing, or out with the guys. I won\u2019t answer to anyone, and dinner should be ready unless I say I\u2019m not coming home. Got it?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His new wife smiles sweetly and replies, \u201cOf course! Just one thing: every night at seven, there will be sex. Whether you\u2019re home or not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The husband, a bit puzzled but still confident, grins and says, \u201cWell, that\u2019s certainly a surprise! I guess I\u2019ll be home by seven, then.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The wife winks. \u201cYou\u2019ll be home\u2026 or you\u2019ll be missing out.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: \u201cI\u2019ll come and go as I please. I\u2019ll<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15855,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15856,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15854\/revisions\/15856"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}