{"id":15875,"date":"2026-10-06T13:25:44","date_gmt":"2026-10-06T13:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15875"},"modified":"2026-10-06T13:25:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-06T13:25:44","slug":"fish-and-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15875","title":{"rendered":"Fish and Chips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fortunately, she\u2019s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she\u2019s ever had.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is met by two brothers, \u201cHello, I\u2019m Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I\u2019ve ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Brother Charles replied, \u201cWell, I\u2019m the fish friar.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She turns the other brother and says, \u201cThen you must be\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes, I\u2019m the chip monk.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she\u2019s just in time for dinner and was treated<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15865,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15875"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15877,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15875\/revisions\/15877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}