{"id":15882,"date":"2026-10-07T03:09:57","date_gmt":"2026-10-07T03:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15882"},"modified":"2026-10-07T03:09:57","modified_gmt":"2026-10-07T03:09:57","slug":"two-bosses-thought-they-were-clever-then-their-assistants-compared-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15882","title":{"rendered":"Two Bosses Thought They Were Clever\u2026 Then Their Assistants Compared Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, \u201cYou think your assistant is dumb, watch this.\u201d And the man calls over the blond and says \u201cGo to my house and see if I\u2019m home.\u201d So the blond says \u201cYes sir! Right away sir!\u201d and away she goes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second boss says \u201cYou call that dumb! Watch this!\u201d So he calls over his blonde assistant and says \u201cHere\u2019s a dime, go buy me a car.\u201d She replies \u201cYes sir! No problem!\u201d and away the blond goes.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On their way to go do the tasks given to them, they meet up and start talking.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The first blond says \u201cMy boss is so stupid! He told me to go to his house and see if he\u2019s home. I mean, why couldn\u2019t he just call and see if he\u2019s home! OH! The nerve!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second blond says \u201cYou think that\u2019s dumb? My boss gave me a dime to go buy him a car! Honestly! He didn\u2019t even tell me what kind or color he wanted!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, \u201cYou think your assistant is dumb, watch this.\u201d And the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15883,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15882"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15884,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15882\/revisions\/15884"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}