{"id":15902,"date":"2026-10-08T05:13:15","date_gmt":"2026-10-08T05:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15902"},"modified":"2026-10-08T05:13:15","modified_gmt":"2026-10-08T05:13:15","slug":"a-blonde-lived-in-a-small-house-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15902","title":{"rendered":"A blonde lived in a small house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a blonde who lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a panic, she called 911.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They answered and said, \u201cThis is Joe. Is there an emergency?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde replied, \u201cYes, my shed is on fire!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe said, \u201cDon\u2019t panic, help is on the way\u2026where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde said, \u201cIN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe calmly responded, \u201cHow are we supposed to get there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde answered back, \u201cDUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a blonde who lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue. She had a small shed in her backyard where<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15903,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15902"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15904,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15902\/revisions\/15904"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}