{"id":15928,"date":"2026-10-09T06:07:15","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T06:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15928"},"modified":"2026-10-09T06:07:15","modified_gmt":"2026-10-09T06:07:15","slug":"a-5-fine-and-a-little-girl-with-a-quick-comeback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15928","title":{"rendered":"A $5 Fine\u2026 and a Little Girl With a Quick Comeback"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,<br \/>\n\u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl.<br \/>\n\u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d<br \/>\nand fines her $5.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The little girl looks up at the cop and says,<br \/>\n\u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cNext year tell Santa that the tool goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15930,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15928\/revisions\/15930"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}