{"id":15935,"date":"2026-10-09T08:16:42","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T08:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15935"},"modified":"2026-10-09T08:16:42","modified_gmt":"2026-10-09T08:16:42","slug":"he-seemed-like-the-perfect-catch-until-she-asked-one-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15935","title":{"rendered":"He Seemed Like the Perfect Catch\u2026 Until She Asked One Question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. \u201cDon\u2019t you have a girlfriend?\u201d She asked. \u201cGuys like you always have girlfriends.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looked downcast, \u201cNo, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh I\u2019m sorry to hear that,\u201d she said, \u201cOK then, I\u2019ll have a white wine please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One glass of wine led to a second. A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and m*de p*ssi*nate l*ve.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While he was putting his clothes back on she said, \u201cSo, you\u2019re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in b*d. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He said,\u201cThe wife found out!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. \u201cDon\u2019t you have<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15936,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15937,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15935\/revisions\/15937"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}