{"id":15949,"date":"2026-10-11T05:10:16","date_gmt":"2026-10-11T05:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15949"},"modified":"2026-10-11T05:10:16","modified_gmt":"2026-10-11T05:10:16","slug":"a-german-shepherd-a-doberman-and-a-cat-all-pass-away-and-meet-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15949","title":{"rendered":"A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God asks the German Shepherd, \u201cWhat do you believe in?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The dog replies, \u201cI believe in discipline, loyalty, and protecting my human.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God says, \u201cGreat. You can sit on my right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then He turns to the Doberman. \u201cAnd what about you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Doberman says, \u201cI believe in love, devotion, and keeping my family safe.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God nods. \u201cWonderful. You may sit on my left.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, He looks at the cat and asks, \u201cAnd what do you believe in?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cat stares Him down and says, \u201cI believe you\u2019re in my seat.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God. God asks the German Shepherd, \u201cWhat do you believe in?\u201d The<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15950,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15951,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15949\/revisions\/15951"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}