{"id":15963,"date":"2026-10-12T13:17:54","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T13:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15963"},"modified":"2026-10-12T13:17:54","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T13:17:54","slug":"his-wife-came-home-beaming-he-shouldve-stopped-at-why-so-happy-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15963","title":{"rendered":"His Wife Came Home Beaming \u2014 He Should\u2019ve Stopped at \u201cWhy So Happy?\u201d \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her husband asks,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh yeah?\u201d quipped her husband,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat did he say about your forty-five year old ass?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She said, \u201cYour name never came up in the conversation.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, \u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d The wife says, \u201cThe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15964,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15963"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15966,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15963\/revisions\/15966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}