{"id":15970,"date":"2026-10-12T13:42:05","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T13:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15970"},"modified":"2026-10-12T13:43:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T13:43:02","slug":"the-marines-hilarious-trick-to-stop-a-navy-guys-snoring-%f0%9f%98%82%f0%9f%a4%a3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15970","title":{"rendered":"The Marine\u2019s Hilarious Trick to Stop a Navy Guy\u2019s Snoring \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, \u201cYou\u2019ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don\u2019t care where.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,\u201d admitted the manager, \u201cand he might be glad to split the cost.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I\u2019m not sure it\u2019d be worth it to you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo problem,\u201d the tired Marine assured him, \u201cI\u2019ll take it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow did you sleep?\u201d asked the manager.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNever better.\u201d The manager was impressed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo problem with the other guy snoring, then?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNope, I shut him up in no time,\u201d said the Marine.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow\u2019d you manage that?\u201d asked the manager.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,\u201d the Marine explained. \u201cI went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, \u2018Goodnight, beautiful,\u2019 and after that he sat up all night watching me\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15970"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15972,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15970\/revisions\/15972"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}