{"id":15980,"date":"2026-10-12T14:41:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T14:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15980"},"modified":"2026-10-12T14:41:58","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T14:41:58","slug":"his-name-was-too-long-so-he-made-it-short-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=15980","title":{"rendered":"His Name Was Too Long\u2026 So He Made It Short \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages).<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at the counter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indian: \u201cHello miss. I would like to change my name if it is possible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lady: \u201cOf course, sir, but why would you do that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indian: \u201cWell you see my name is Sharp Arrow Flying Across the Field at Great Speed Hitting the Bison and the Bison Falls Down Dead. As you see it is too long and I\u2019m tired of pronouncing it, I would like to change it to something shorter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lady: \u201cAlright, sir, so what is the name that you would like to change to?<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indian (makes sound with mouth):\u00a0<strong>\u201cPew.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15981,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15982,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15980\/revisions\/15982"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}