{"id":16005,"date":"2026-10-15T07:14:04","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T07:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16005"},"modified":"2026-10-15T07:14:04","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T07:14:04","slug":"he-kept-calling-her-a-ballerina-nobody-could-figure-out-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16005","title":{"rendered":"He Kept Calling Her a Ballerina\u2026 Nobody Could Figure Out Why"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She confidently raised one arm to get everyone\u2019s attention and called out,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhich gentleman is going to buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The pub fell silent.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most people suddenly became very interested in their own glasses.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then, from the far end of the bar, a cheerful old fellow who\u2019s clearly had one too many slammed his hand on the counter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBuy the ballerina a drink!\u201d he shouted.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender shrugged, poured her a drink, and she happily finished it in one gulp.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few moments later, she raised her arm again and repeated,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCome on now\u2026 who\u2019s buying this lady another drink?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once again\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SLAM!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same man banged the bar.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnother drink for the ballerina!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Curious, the bartender walked over to him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI understand you want to buy the lady a drink,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBut why on earth do you keep calling her a ballerina?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The old fellow took a slow sip, smiled, and replied,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAny woman who can lift her leg high enough to shave that armpit\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201c\u2026has to be a ballerina!\u201d <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A large woman wearing a sleeveless summer dress walked into a busy London pub. She confidently raised one arm to get everyone\u2019s attention and called<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16006,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16007,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16005\/revisions\/16007"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}