{"id":16026,"date":"2026-10-16T06:13:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-16T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16026"},"modified":"2026-10-16T06:13:00","modified_gmt":"2026-10-16T06:13:00","slug":"pulled-over-for-going-too-slow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16026","title":{"rendered":"Pulled Over\u2026 For Going Too Slow?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One night a police officer noticed a car that was traveling very slowly down the highway.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When he pulled it over the driver asked, \u201cWhat did I do wrong, officer?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou were going 26 miles per hour on a major highway. There is a law against that,\u201d the officer replied. \u201cYou have to go at least 50 miles per hour.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBut when I merged onto the highway, the sign said 26!\u201d explained the driver.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The officer laughed and said, \u201cThat\u2019s because 26 is the name of the highway, not the speed limit!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver leaned back in her seat, baffled, and the officer noticed another woman, extremely pale, sitting beside her. \u201cWhat happened to her?\u201d asked the officer.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m not sure, but she\u2019s been like that ever since we got off of Highway 160.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night a police officer noticed a car that was traveling very slowly down the highway. When he pulled it over the driver asked, \u201cWhat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16026"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16028,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16026\/revisions\/16028"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}