{"id":16033,"date":"2026-10-17T12:49:12","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T12:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16033"},"modified":"2026-10-17T12:49:12","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T12:49:12","slug":"dads-advice-what-could-go-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16033","title":{"rendered":"Dad\u2019s Advice\u2026 What Could Go Wrong?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue\u2019s father answers the door and invites him in.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He asks Bob what they\u2019re planning to do on the date.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bob politely responds that they\u2019ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peggy Sue\u2019s father suggests, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you kids go out and scrw?<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hear all of the kids are doing it.\u201d Bob is shocked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cExcuse me, sir?\u201d \u201cOh yes, Peggy Sue really likes this. She\u2019ll do this all night if we let her.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she\u2019s ready to go.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, \u201cDad! The Twist! It\u2019s called the Twist!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue\u2019s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16034,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16035,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16033\/revisions\/16035"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}