{"id":16039,"date":"2026-10-17T13:33:49","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T13:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16039"},"modified":"2026-10-17T13:33:49","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T13:33:49","slug":"double-trouble-in-divorce-court","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16039","title":{"rendered":"Double Trouble in Divorce Court\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dan married a woman with an identical twin.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTell the court why you want a divorce,\u201d said the judge.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a while I\u2019d end up making love to her by mistake,\u201d said Dan.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSurely there must be some difference between the two women.\u201d the judge said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou\u2019d better believe there is a difference, your Honor.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s why I want the divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. \u201cTell the court why<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16040,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16039"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16041,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16039\/revisions\/16041"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}