{"id":16046,"date":"2026-10-18T05:08:49","date_gmt":"2026-10-18T05:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16046"},"modified":"2026-10-18T05:08:49","modified_gmt":"2026-10-18T05:08:49","slug":"two-hearses-and-one-very-curious-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16046","title":{"rendered":"Two Hearses and One Very Curious Neighbor\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog. And behind the man and the dog is a line of men walking single-file.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There must have been 5 or 6 dozen men following. Curious about the procession Man#1 runs to catch up with Man#2 and his dog.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man#1 asks Man#2 who\u2019s in the first hearse.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man#2 replies, \u201cMy wife. My dog bit her. And she died in the hospital a bit later.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man#1 says, \u201cI\u2019m so very sorry for your loss. Mind if I ask who\u2019s in the second hearse?\u201d<br \/>\nMan#2 says, \u201cNot at all, it\u2019s my mother in law. My dog also bit her and she died later in the hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man#1 replies, \u201cCan I borrow your dog?\u201d<br \/>\nMan#2, \u201cGet in line.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly. The hearses are followed by a man walking<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16047,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16046"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16048,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16046\/revisions\/16048"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}