{"id":16072,"date":"2026-10-21T06:13:51","date_gmt":"2026-10-21T06:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16072"},"modified":"2026-10-21T06:13:51","modified_gmt":"2026-10-21T06:13:51","slug":"old-car-new-twist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16072","title":{"rendered":"Old Car, New Twist!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A blonde was struggling to sell her old car because it had 340,000 miles on it. Frustrated, she mentioned her problem to her brunette coworker at the bar.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The brunette leaned in and said, \u201cThere\u2019s a way to sell it easier\u2026 but it\u2019s not exactly legal.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde shrugged, \u201cI don\u2019t care about that. I just need to sell this car!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The brunette smirked, \u201cAlright, here\u2019s what you do. Go to my friend\u2019s repair shop\u2014he can roll back the odometer to 40,000 miles. Then you won\u2019t have any trouble selling it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Excited, the blonde followed the plan and got the odometer adjusted.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A month later, the brunette saw her and asked, \u201cSo, did you sell your car?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde grinned, \u201cAre you kidding? No way! It only has 40,000 miles on it now!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was struggling to sell her old car because it had 340,000 miles on it. Frustrated, she mentioned her problem to her brunette coworker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16073,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16074,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16072\/revisions\/16074"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}