{"id":16105,"date":"2026-10-25T06:03:17","date_gmt":"2026-10-25T06:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16105"},"modified":"2026-10-25T06:03:17","modified_gmt":"2026-10-25T06:03:17","slug":"a-guy-gets-a-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16105","title":{"rendered":"A guy gets a tattoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cWhere the hell have you been?\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0she demands.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cI was out getting a tattoo,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0he replies.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her eyes narrow.\u00a0<strong>\u201cA tattoo? What kind of tattoo?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cI got a hundred-dollar bill on my manhood.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She stares at him, dumbfounded.\u00a0<strong>\u201cA hundred-dollar bill?! On your penis?! What the hell were you thinking?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He grins and says, **\u201dWell, for three reasons:<br \/>\nOne\u2014I like to watch my money grow.<br \/>\nTwo\u2014every now and then, I enjoy playing with my money.<br \/>\nAnd three\u2014this way, instead of going shopping, you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. \u201cWhere the hell have you been?\u201d\u00a0she<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16106,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16107,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16105\/revisions\/16107"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}