One afternoon, I was riding the bus, minding my own business, when a very elegant lady climbed aboard and took the empty seat beside me.<\/p>\n
She was beautifully dressed, perfectly groomed, and wearing the most wonderful perfume I\u2019d ever smelled.<\/p>\n
The fragrance was so lovely that I couldn\u2019t help noticing it.<\/p>\n
After a few minutes of trying to work up the courage, I finally turned to her with a polite smile.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me, ma\u2019am. I hope you don\u2019t mind me asking, but that perfume you\u2019re wearing smells absolutely amazing! Could you tell me what it\u2019s called and where you bought it? I\u2019d love to get some for my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady smiled, clearly pleased by the compliment.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy, thank you! It\u2019s Chanel, and I bought it in Paris.\u201d<\/p>\n
I nodded appreciatively.<\/p>\n
\u201cAh, Paris! Well, that explains it. Very classy indeed!\u201d<\/p>\n
We both smiled, and the bus continued along its route.<\/p>\n
About ten minutes later, however, I began experiencing a rather uncomfortable situation.<\/p>\n
A terrible pressure was building in my stomach.<\/p>\n
I shifted in my seat, crossed my legs, and desperately hoped the feeling would pass.<\/p>\n
But it only got worse.<\/p>\n
Finally, when I thought nobody would notice, I carefully leaned to one side and quietly let out a little gas.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, the smell was anything but little.<\/p>\n
Within seconds, the elegant lady\u2019s smile disappeared. She wrinkled her nose, waved her hand in front of her face, and gasped in horror.<\/p>\n
\u201cOfff\u2026what is this smell, my God\u201d?<\/p>\n
I said: \u201cGarlic and I am from Gilroy, California.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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