{"id":16187,"date":"2026-11-03T04:58:04","date_gmt":"2026-11-03T04:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16187"},"modified":"2026-11-03T04:58:04","modified_gmt":"2026-11-03T04:58:04","slug":"this-duck-drove-the-bartender-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16187","title":{"rendered":"This Duck Drove the Bartender Crazy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A duck walked into a neighborhood bar one afternoon, hopped onto a stool and looked directly at the bartender.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDo you have duck food here?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bartender blinked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had been asked for beer, whisky, peanuts and occasionally directions to the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Duck food was a first.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The duck nodded politely, hopped down and left.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next afternoon, the door opened again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In waddled the same duck.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It climbed onto the same stool.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDo you have duck food?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bartender sighed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The duck left.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The following day, right around the same time, the bartender heard familiar little footsteps approaching.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looked toward the door.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The duck.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDo you have any duck food?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now the bartender had had enough.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He slammed his hand on the counter.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI already told you \u2018No\u2019 twice! If you come back and ask me again, I\u2019m going to nail your feet to the floor!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The duck stared at him for a moment.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then quietly waddled away.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bartender smiled.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finally, problem solved.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the next afternoon, the door opened.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The duck walked in.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bartender stared at him in disbelief.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The duck climbed onto the stool and calmly asked,<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDo you have any nails?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bartender frowned.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The duck nodded.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDo you have any duck food?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A duck walked into a neighborhood bar one afternoon, hopped onto a stool and looked directly at the bartender. \u201cDo you have duck food here?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16188,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16189,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16187\/revisions\/16189"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}