{"id":16193,"date":"2026-11-03T05:19:23","date_gmt":"2026-11-03T05:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16193"},"modified":"2026-11-03T05:19:23","modified_gmt":"2026-11-03T05:19:23","slug":"a-midwest-farmer-was-describing-his-lifestyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=16193","title":{"rendered":"A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOne of the benefits of this profession,\u201d he explained, \u201cis that we have built-in weather predictions.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat do you mean by that?\u201d asked one inquisitive visitor.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhen the cows are standing,\u201d the farmer explained, \u201cit means no rain is likely for the next twenty-four hours.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When they\u2019re lying down, it means it\u2019s going to rain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOn our bus trip,\u201d another visitor piped in, \u201cI saw half the herd standing and the other half lying down.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does that mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The farmer flashed a smile and answered, \u201cThat means half of them are wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. \u201cOne of the benefits of this profession,\u201d he explained, \u201cis that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16194,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-and-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16195,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16193\/revisions\/16195"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}