{"id":4594,"date":"2026-01-26T07:57:20","date_gmt":"2026-01-26T07:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=4594"},"modified":"2026-01-26T07:57:20","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T07:57:20","slug":"one-day-an-old-lady-went-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=4594","title":{"rendered":"One Day An Old Lady Went To The Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.<br \/>\nShe told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n<p>She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor said, \u201cYou probably have the crabs\u201d.<br \/>\n\u201cNo\u201d she said, \u201cI am an eighty year old virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.<br \/>\nShe said, \u201cDoctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It can not be the crabs.\u201d<br \/>\nThe doctor said, Jump on the table and let\u2019s have a look.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAfter examining the doctor proclaimed, \u201cMa\u2019am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4594"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4596,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4594\/revisions\/4596"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}