{"id":6725,"date":"2026-03-09T10:36:59","date_gmt":"2026-03-09T10:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=6725"},"modified":"2026-03-09T10:36:59","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T10:36:59","slug":"a-blonde-heard-that-baths-in-milk-would-make-her-beautiful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=6725","title":{"rendered":"A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde came to the door, and the milkman said, \u201cI found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, \u201cNo, I want 25 gallons. I\u2019m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath, so I can look young and beautiful again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The milkman asked, \u201cDo you want it pasteurized?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, \u201cNo, just up to my breasts\u2026 I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.<br \/>\nShe left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.<\/p>\n<p>When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.<\/p>\n<p>So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde came to the door, and the milkman said, \u201cI found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, \u201cNo, I want 25 gallons. I\u2019m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath, so I can look young and beautiful again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The milkman asked, \u201cDo you want it pasteurized?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, \u201cNo, just up to my breasts\u2026 I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door, and the milkman said, \u201cI found your note<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6726,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6727,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6725\/revisions\/6727"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}