{"id":7320,"date":"2026-03-19T11:08:12","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T11:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=7320"},"modified":"2026-03-19T11:08:12","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T11:08:12","slug":"video-a-pregnant-woman-went-to-the-gynecologist-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=7320","title":{"rendered":"Video: A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, \u201cWell, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get hard.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked, \u201cYour melons get hard?\u201d \u201cYes\u201d quite innocently came her reply.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUndress so I can check\u201d replied the still amazed doc. So, she undressed, and he got down to the feeling and massaging, trying to reach an answer.<\/p>\n<p>After some considerable time, the doctor, still looked puzzled, said, \u201cWell madame, I don\u2019t know what you have, but it sure as hell is contagious!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, \u201cWell, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7321,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7322,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7320\/revisions\/7322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}