{"id":9474,"date":"2026-04-25T05:30:30","date_gmt":"2026-04-25T05:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=9474"},"modified":"2026-04-25T05:30:30","modified_gmt":"2026-04-25T05:30:30","slug":"a-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/?p=9474","title":{"rendered":"A blonde\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.<\/p>\n<p>When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Suddenly, she heard a voice saying, \u201cThere are no fish in here.\u201d So, she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again, telling her, there are no fish in there.<\/p>\n<p>She moves for a third time to a new spot, but the same voice again tells her, there are no fish in there. Finally the blonde looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. She asks him, \u201cHow do you know, there are no fish in here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man coolly replies, \u201cWell, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second, you are going to have to pay for those holes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/lifepress.info\/wp-admin\/options-general.php?page=ad-inserter.php#tab-6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9475,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9476,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9474\/revisions\/9476"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}